Long time no hear

I just heard from my sister and she is an e person now.

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“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.”—Irvin S. Cobb

“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.”—Samuel Johnson

“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.”—Paul Keating

“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.”—Charles, Count Talleyrand

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.”—Forrest Tucker

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?”—Mark Twain

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.”—Mae West

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”—Oscar Wilde

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.”—Andrew Lang

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.”—Billy Wilder

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”—Groucho Marx

Saying of the day

1. It is OK to have nothing to say as long as you don’t insist on saying it

2. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it

3. The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it is still on my list

4. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until

you hear them speak

5. If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong

6. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

7. War does not determind who is right-only who is left

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism to steal from many            is research

9. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit,

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

10. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you

11. In filling out an application, where it says, “incase of emergency, Notify: I put a Doctor

12. You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You only need parachute to skydive twice

13. I used to be indecisive. Now I am not so sure?